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Soviet Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

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WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is fucking funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was shit movie


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Justin Bieber is still a faggot


TAGS: justin bieber fag soviet russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - November 29, 2011, 8:08 pm
In soviet Russia streets name you!
Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 7:01 am
In soviet russia - Lion give you 5human.
fascistfrenchman - September 7, 2010, 3:55 pm
I agree with that. Putting Bieber down deserves 5L's
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 6:52 pm
i'm not a big fan of soviet russia jokes. but i do agree with this one


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!!


TAGS: soviet russia kfc
Rating: 2.8/5
zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:10 am
While bacon sounds nice, KGB means Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti which was the Committee for State Security of the USSR. The KGB ended in 1991 and was replaced by the FSB. (Federalnaya Sluzhba Bezopasnosti or Federal Security Service)
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 10:01 pm
KGB? Kentucky Grilled Bacon?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you


TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old ass either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
No.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Mudkip Likes You!!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks for the update, Jackson Browne!
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
HEAD SHOT OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a shot of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


ROSES ARE RED - violets are blue in Soviet Russia poem writes you


TAGS: soviet poems
Rating: 4.45/5

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Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 9:41 pm
Yeah, I really like this one.
DLM4 - July 28, 2010, 8:47 pm
thank you
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 8:12 pm
nice spin on the soviet russia jokes


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!


TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm
Now Your Thinking.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Mudkips lieks you!


TAGS: mudkips soviet russia
Rating: 2.7/5

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guest - February 1, 2009, 10:02 am
Dammit! I was going to make one like this! *cry*


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... -


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.3/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am

yes they are dammit! :)


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!




IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.


TAGS: obama barack ussa ussr soviet russia election elect
Rating: 2.39/5

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forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? Damn, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am
dude seriously, chill the fuck out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am
The person who made this should be shot for their stupidity.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: whorehouse whores fat ugly soviet
Rating: 4.06/5

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amerisuck - January 16, 2012, 6:23 pm
Sue's mom (as all americunts) is much better!
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
I prefered mine... but it WAS something you don't like... a tribute... #110982
forseti - November 21, 2010, 12:47 pm
best ISR-joke I could remember...
spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:26 pm
Nice.
CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:52 pm
that ones pretty good. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 18, 2010, 12:53 pm
Meh....4L ...jerkoff.
suenero - November 18, 2010, 11:35 am
Thank you for the compliment. I realize the whole "in soviet russia" is kinda played out, but when I saw this picture, it was all I could think of.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 18, 2010, 11:33 am
I hate you for making me laugh at this.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Radio Listen To You!




IN US NAVY -


TAGS: not in soviet russia usn
Rating: 4.4/5

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Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
that has never happened.. Hey C, Mr. M likes In Soviet Russia posters, so this was for him.. I'll try another one see if it happens again
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:59 pm
Never mind, it's not worthy of your talent anyhow ;-)
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 12:57 pm
I take it that this is yours air? PM mr m.
Airman - January 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
why would my submission come across as Anonymous? don't you have to be signed in to submit?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Law breaks you!!!


TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 2.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:44 am
Makes me think of night court......how dare you!
Claire - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
I'm a sucker for Soviet jokes. I don't care how over- done they are. 5l.


SOVIET GLOBETROTTERS -


TAGS: soviet space bacon
Rating: 4.96/5

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Derek - August 19, 2010, 10:18 pm
IIRC these two are Yanks, and this is on board Skylab (huge amount of room)
Airman - August 19, 2010, 1:51 pm
lol.. is that Meadowlark Dstyenivich?


SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

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Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm
thanks
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


MID-AIR REFUELING -


TAGS: not soviet russia
Rating: 3.94/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
I wish that were true but sadly in soviate russia gas pumps you


IN SOVIET UNION - Terms of Service Violate You!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - HOT ARMY DANCERS MAKES YOU DESIRE TO DANCE


TAGS: hot army dancer soviet russia
Rating: 3.13/5

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Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 4:43 pm
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almarpa - July 21, 2010, 7:40 am
!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
?


THE CAMERA GUN - Only in Russia...




EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Chuck Norris finds you




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: soviet russia beach snow buried
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Wars are fought in beaches with hot babes in bikinis




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Beavers eat you


TAGS: soviet russia beaver eat
Rating: 2.94/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:37 am
Those are Raccoons!
tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:21 pm
LOL! I'm hoping the beavers portion of this is to upset people.
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 10:48 am
Thankyou
timothep - November 15, 2011, 9:59 am
correction of the correction : " they are not beavers "
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 8:24 am
there not beavers


SWINGS - IN SOVIET RUSSIA ARE FOR COPS




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bank robs YOU!


TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 2.33/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:53 am
Bank robs you EVERYWHERE, and every year for the last 100.
Reality Lord - December 26, 2010, 9:07 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhhh....like they did in the states just a few years back.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE -


TAGS: bobby farrell soviet russia
Rating: 3.45/5

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crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
curtain irons you LOL


ONE DAY IN SOVIET UNION - Uncle Joe never told a bad joke! Well. no-one told him they were bad.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Zero divides by you!


TAGS: zero soviet russia
Rating: 2.78/5

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Bob D. Sailor - October 15, 2009, 1:19 am
Who gives a tunnel more than 1 Lion? You should go shoot yourself now. What are you still doing sitting there? I SAID NOW!!!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Yeah. Chuck Norris still owns you.


TAGS: soviet russia chuck norris zapper
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zapper - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm
Actually, the following picture shows two Hell Knights who saw Chuck Norris and were not afraid: http://i50.tinypic.com/289ynhl.png
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:31 pm
Chuck Norris Who.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
two subjects you should probably steer clear of
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
WTF?
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Perhaps, but: http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6d672165-f575-4a1c-b076-262b13b72da5.jpg
Benlulz - December 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
Rofl


WEDINGS -


TAGS: wedings soviet russia kiss bride
Rating: 2.62/5

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culos - July 30, 2010, 6:00 am
Were they ever?
pzykosiz - July 30, 2010, 4:10 am
when did the soviet russia jokes become popular again?
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:55 pm
I get my share.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:35 pm

no such luck - garbage mutates overnight...there is no stopping it.
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:31 pm
So I WON'T be waking up to 12 of these each morning any more?
almarpa - July 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
Indeed, quality over quantity
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 1:25 pm
Bingo TOC.
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 12:51 pm
Perhaps... Quality over quantity?
almarpa - July 29, 2010, 11:07 am
Jeez, yes! My huge mistake, I am sorry.
ICEMAN - July 29, 2010, 10:55 am
Ok, I'll do it. W-E-D-D-I-N-G-S
ICEMAN - July 29, 2010, 10:55 am
Ok, I'll do it. W-E-D-D-I-N-G-S
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 10:17 am
must----not---nazi....AAAUUUGGGHHH!!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




WHY IS THE FLOOR ALL STICKY -




CAR PHONE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bear put stuffing up YOUR ass!


TAGS: bear soviet russia stuffing teddy
Rating: 2.07/5

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HAL8999 - May 20, 2010, 5:42 am
True! But lately, there seems to be a revival amongst tea-drinkers in the USA : )
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 2:48 am
The soviet Russia bear shiot is really effin old.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - ...the lie is a cake!


TAGS: soviet russia lie cake divorce
Rating: 1.89/5

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Shoopdahwoop - May 20, 2010, 9:37 pm
Oh come on, have a little mercy on a first attempt. And my laziness, too, perhaps.
rerun - May 20, 2010, 8:07 pm

I always like a good ass....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 10:42 am
What a man and his Matzo do in the privacy of their own home is none of my business..
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 10:36 am
You must've read that wrong. There were no donkeys, only asses. :P But rerun -would- probably like it...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 10:31 am
I'm not sure the donkey will but it does sounds like something Rerun will be into. (did I read that wrong?)
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 10:27 am
Yeah, probably. The masses have become distressed since we reject too much... but see? This is what we reject!!! May I take a moment to say gmvfklsdgijroapjgperirekohfjoepsjfeopr[gi0oreajt i0e[q-t4
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:09 am
Bad joke you mods you! An "in Soviet Russia" tunnel? Whats next a string of anime posters and tunnels? Sheesh...


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sins commit you.


TAGS: soviet russia sins sin commit tattoo prison devil nazi
Rating: 1.79/5

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aesop's folly - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
it would be easier


Second Coming -


TAGS: putin russia soviet
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cannabal - April 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
Long live FEARLESS LEADER!
maoworks2 - April 7, 2014, 3:02 pm
Everybody Better Watch This Clown !


IN MOTHER RUSSIA, - Wally finds you


TAGS: russia mother soviet wally
Rating: 4.33/5

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crankyhead - December 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
I get what you did there, and I like it.


ENVY -


TAGS: keep up mock america soviet calendar
Rating: 3.5/5

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Zreiser - October 9, 2010, 1:20 pm
Soooooo true...what have we contributed? Elvis...that's pretty much it lol
forseti - September 23, 2010, 6:57 pm
thx Lord. That's not a problem. I expected this to get higher votings too. But I got better votings than expected many times, so who cares?! Not my day I guess...
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:45 pm

i liked this fors...sorry to see others didn't.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




TETRIS - REDEEMING THE SOVIET UNION -


TAGS: tetris russia u s s r soviet union
Rating: 2.92/5

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Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:35 pm
I thought is was a great way of juxtaposing two very opposite things; colorful Tetris and the desolate Soviet Union. It also holds true to the original concept of the demotivational poster, IMO.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
it thought it was made by a japanese guy. it makes more sense now. but it's still bad.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
An improvement from the last poster of yours I saw, and very funny! 5l.
5butjam - August 30, 2010, 7:30 pm
Tetris was created by a Russian, Pzy.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:34 pm
i don't get it. 1L


HONEY, PLEASE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Cookie eat you!


TAGS: soviet russia cookie
Rating: 1.21/5

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rerun - May 29, 2009, 6:38 am

I don't think the "In Soviet Russia" series is working.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 11:56 pm
I can only hope that this is intentionally offensive.


In Soviet Russia, Philosophy Develops you -


TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 9, 2014, 10:34 am
In soviet Russia, the stale joke laughs at you


Granny -


TAGS: soviet russia mug granny ak47
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 12:37 pm
Thanks X 3
mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:06 pm
A girl's gotta eat . . Loving your stuff today! 5L


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